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University of Illinois
Entrance Exam
Football Play Version
Time Limit: 3 weeks
GOOD LUCK, YOU'LL NEED IT!
1.What language is spoken in France?
2.Give a dissertation on the Ancient
Babylonian Empire with particular reference
to architecture, literature, law and
social conditions.
or
Give the first name of Pierre Tudeau.
3.Would you ask William Shakespeare to:
a. Build a bridge
b. Sail the Ocean
c. Lead an army
d. Write a play
4.Metric conversion--how many feet are
in 0.0 meters?
5.What time is it when the big hand is
on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?
6.How many commandments was Moses given?
(Approx.)
7.What are the people in America's far
north called?
a. Westerners
b. Southerners
c. Easterners
d. Northerners
8.Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.
9.Six kings of England have been
called George, the last one being called
George the Sixth. Name the previous 5.
10.Where does rain come from?
a. Macy's
b. Canada
c. 7-11
d. The Sky
11.Can you explain Einstein's theory of
relativety?
a. Yes
b. No
12.What are coat hangers used for?
13.The Star Spangled Banner is the
national anthem for what country?
14.Explain Le Chatelier's principle of
Dynamic Equilibrium.
or
Spell your name in block letters.
15.Where is the basement in a 3 story
building located?
16.Which part of America produces the
most oranges?
a. New York
b. FLORIDA
c. Canada
d. Wisconsin
17.Advanced Math: if you have 3 apples,
how many apples do you have?
18.What does NBC (National Broadcasting
Co.) stand for?
19.The university of Illinois tradition
for efficiency began when?
a. B.C
b. A.D
c. STILL WAITING
*YOU MUST ANSWER THREE(3) OR MORE
QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY!!!!!
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